I'm in Love With My Little Red Tricycle Lyrics

Thirty days have Septober
April, June, and Nowonder
All the rest have peanut b***er
All except my dear grandmother
She had a little red tricycle
I stole it
I am in love with my little red tricycle
It has pedals, and a seat that has springs
And wheels that have spokes
That don´t speak ´til they´re spoken to
And a little bell that can ring
See? See?
Thirty days have Septober
April, June, and Nowonder
All the rest have peanut b***er
All except my dear grandmother
She had a little red tricycle
It´s mine now!

When I´m riding my little red tricycle
Why do people always stop and ask me
"Why must you ride on that little red tricycle?
Act your age, you know you´re forty-three."
I didn´t really steal the tricycle from my grandmother
It followed me home