When you're away
Things never ever are quite the same
Nothing is cool, everything is lame
It leaves me with a bitter taste
[Chorus]
There is p*** in my Weetbix
There's ear wax all over the Jatz
The smeg in my lager's a shame
As is the x**x in my champagne
It's been too long since you've been gone
And now it seems that everything's wrong
I'm hearing truths in the lyrics of Elton John
[Chorus]
p***, Weetbix
Ear wax, all over the Jatz
Lager, a shame
As is the x**x in my champagne
[Repeat to end]
Things never ever are quite the same
Nothing is cool, everything is lame
It leaves me with a bitter taste
[Chorus]
There is p*** in my Weetbix
There's ear wax all over the Jatz
The smeg in my lager's a shame
As is the x**x in my champagne
It's been too long since you've been gone
And now it seems that everything's wrong
I'm hearing truths in the lyrics of Elton John
[Chorus]
p***, Weetbix
Ear wax, all over the Jatz
Lager, a shame
As is the x**x in my champagne
[Repeat to end]