I Burned a Cowboy at the Melbourne Airport Lyrics

I burned a cowboy at a Melbourne airport
I burned a cowboy in a Melbourne airport
He said he didn't mind because he was terribly bored
He struck a light held a whiskey on high and said 'pour'
I burned a cowboy in a Melbourne airport

Nobody believed me
No nobody believed me
Why no sir
Nobody believed me
No nobody believed me

Oh no sir
I did not think about
The law sir
I did not realise that this could be a felony
Oh no oh oh
I found an angel in a Melbourne airport
He wore disguise looked like any old guy to be sure
Told me to light that dear cowboy of mine so I burned him alive- he was scorched
Cheers to the angel at the Melbourne airport

What's become of him, my little runaway
I burned a cowboy in a Melbourne airport
Nobody believed me
Nobody believed me
Why no sir

Oh no sir
I did not think about
The law sir
I did not realise that this could be a felony
oh no sir
I did think about it
No sir
I did not mean to take his life away
And now I'm all alone