Seriously, where is the energy? You guys gotta be
Kiddin' me, you're deader than Kenny G
Can it be that I'm just not rocking that hard?
Not rocking that far? Do I need guitars? NO!
Screw that noise, just turn around
Turn it to 12, you're gonna hear the sound
Just gimme my mic, you're gonna get it now
So put the amp to the ground!
Just split the crowd down the center like so
Un-shed some light, un-slide your iPhone
Do an anime dance to a melody of incredible speed
And do it to a Beatles theme
Eleanor Rigby, you say it's your b-day
I got you an octopuses' garden on eBay
I would've got a yellow sumbmarine
But they only had green
And the thing had a mail-in rebate
NOW THAT'S (NOW THAT"S) WHAT I CALL A SOUNDTRACK
A ROOM FULL OF FRIENDS AND A DRINK TO POUND BACK
SING WHAT YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON"T MAKE IT UP
(GUYS) GRAB YOUR BACKPACKS (LADIES) GRAB THESE CUPS
GRAB THE CEILING, SHAKE THE FLOOR
IF YOU RAN OUTTA NOISE, THEN MAKE SOME MORE
GIMME A CLAP, SOME RAP HANDS AND DANCE
BETTER GRAB YOUR BACKPACKS AND GRAB THESE CUPS
"PIP PIP! My name's the audience and I like team sports
I broke a nail mopping up the eastern seaboard."
You gotta try harder than that, you gotta go fast
What are you staring at me for???
Thor couldn't rock this lightning more than
Lightning could rock a fight-scene in XIII
But wait, sorry, I haven't played it yet
But I've just got a hunch that it's just not X
And speaking of role-play, pretend I'm your boss
This is your chance to scream your fill-in-the-
Blank off, Make off with a thousand decibels of voices
An eardrum of chemical poison
And I'll take it, s***** it up, throw it right back
Turn it into a melodic attack
You won't know what hitcha,But I'll fill ya in...
It's catchy...it's gold...it's ME!!
Well Jenga makes me nervous, so I'll rock some Postal Service
While I get my Etsy on,crafting Rainbow Bright curtains
Kicking kids and petting puppies,roller-blading in my Snuggie
Eating Pocky with Okami,while I travel cross-country
So grab your backpacks and grab these cups
You and I are gonna get tore up
You and I are gonna have the adventure of our lives
And forget what happened that night
Now we might've, I dunno, got a little bit bored
I'm pretty sure we stole a horse
Tattoo'd an ice-cream cone on it's b***
Made a My Little Pony so I wouldn't be lonely (awww)
Kiddin' me, you're deader than Kenny G
Can it be that I'm just not rocking that hard?
Not rocking that far? Do I need guitars? NO!
Screw that noise, just turn around
Turn it to 12, you're gonna hear the sound
Just gimme my mic, you're gonna get it now
So put the amp to the ground!
Just split the crowd down the center like so
Un-shed some light, un-slide your iPhone
Do an anime dance to a melody of incredible speed
And do it to a Beatles theme
Eleanor Rigby, you say it's your b-day
I got you an octopuses' garden on eBay
I would've got a yellow sumbmarine
But they only had green
And the thing had a mail-in rebate
NOW THAT'S (NOW THAT"S) WHAT I CALL A SOUNDTRACK
A ROOM FULL OF FRIENDS AND A DRINK TO POUND BACK
SING WHAT YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON"T MAKE IT UP
(GUYS) GRAB YOUR BACKPACKS (LADIES) GRAB THESE CUPS
GRAB THE CEILING, SHAKE THE FLOOR
IF YOU RAN OUTTA NOISE, THEN MAKE SOME MORE
GIMME A CLAP, SOME RAP HANDS AND DANCE
BETTER GRAB YOUR BACKPACKS AND GRAB THESE CUPS
"PIP PIP! My name's the audience and I like team sports
I broke a nail mopping up the eastern seaboard."
You gotta try harder than that, you gotta go fast
What are you staring at me for???
Thor couldn't rock this lightning more than
Lightning could rock a fight-scene in XIII
But wait, sorry, I haven't played it yet
But I've just got a hunch that it's just not X
And speaking of role-play, pretend I'm your boss
This is your chance to scream your fill-in-the-
Blank off, Make off with a thousand decibels of voices
An eardrum of chemical poison
And I'll take it, s***** it up, throw it right back
Turn it into a melodic attack
You won't know what hitcha,But I'll fill ya in...
It's catchy...it's gold...it's ME!!
Well Jenga makes me nervous, so I'll rock some Postal Service
While I get my Etsy on,crafting Rainbow Bright curtains
Kicking kids and petting puppies,roller-blading in my Snuggie
Eating Pocky with Okami,while I travel cross-country
So grab your backpacks and grab these cups
You and I are gonna get tore up
You and I are gonna have the adventure of our lives
And forget what happened that night
Now we might've, I dunno, got a little bit bored
I'm pretty sure we stole a horse
Tattoo'd an ice-cream cone on it's b***
Made a My Little Pony so I wouldn't be lonely (awww)