Tarzan of the Eighties Lyrics

I HAD TROUBLES WITH MY CAR, I LEFT IT DOWN THE ROADSIDE
STORMY WEATHER IN A LATE NOVEMBER NIGHT
I KNOW MY LUCK ONE THING YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON
NOT A FARM, A TOWN OR LIVING SOUL IN SIGHT
STARTED WALKING, I'M NO GOOD CHOOSING DIRECTIONS
EVEN THOUGH I TRIED A SHORT CUT THROUGH THE WOODS
I WALKED FOR MILES, I THINK MOSTLY IN CIRCLES
I GOT LOST AND DIDN'T KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO

I'M TARZAN OF THE 80'S
A THREE-PIECE SUIT AND NISSAN CAR KEYS
I DON'T LIKE TREES I DON'T LIKE MONKEYS
I 'M TARZAN OF THE 80'S
I CAN 'T BELIEVE IT 'S ME STUCKED IN THIS MISERY
MY CLOTHES ARE SOAKED, AN EMPTY STOMACH, TIRED FEET
THIS IS NOT ALIKE JOHNNY WEISMULLER 'S JUNGLE LIVE
IT LOOKED MUCH BETTER ON MY OWN COLOUR TV

MAYBE ONE DAY MY LUCK RETURNS, I FIND THE WAY
OR JANE WILL COME AND SAY SHE STAY FOREVER HERE WITH ME
UNTIL THAT TIME I 'M w***IN JUST TO KILL THE TIME
AND PLAY THE STARRING-ROLE IN MR. BURROUGH 'S FANTASY
I'M TARZAN OF THE 80'S
A THREE-PIECE SUIT AND NISSAN CAR KEYS
I DON'T LIKE TREES I DON'T LIKE MONKEYS
I 'M TARZAN OF THE 80'S