Okay, all you pus-sucking m************ out there
It's time to win a chance to b***-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry a** to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to m*********
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger...Ginger
My hand gets tired and my d*** gets sore
But the girls of p*** want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the j*** fly
Yeah yeah yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked w****
x** video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy b**** and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & b********* too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to f*** your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
I was trained to f*** you baby...
It's time to win a chance to b***-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry a** to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to m*********
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger...Ginger
My hand gets tired and my d*** gets sore
But the girls of p*** want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the j*** fly
Yeah yeah yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked w****
x** video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy b**** and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & b********* too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to f*** your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
I was trained to f*** you baby...