Graham Chapman:
Congratulations on buying the executive version of this record. You have chosen wisely and we value your discerning taste in deciding to pay a few extra pents for a product of real quality. Everything on this record has been designed to meet the exacting standards which you have naturally come to expect. The record itself is made from the very finest Columbian extruded poly vinyl. The center hole has been created to fit exactly onto your spindle with all the precision of finest swiss craftmenship. The audio content has been quality graded to give you the finest in listening pleasure. There is little or no offensive material apart from four c****, one c******* and a foreskin... and as they only occur in this opening introduction, you're past them now.
You can relax and enjoy this quality product secure in the knowledge that it has been specially created for the lover of fine things and man of good taste.
***fart***
Oh! Sorry. You can edit that out can't you?
Engineer:
Yeah, no problem
Congratulations on buying the executive version of this record. You have chosen wisely and we value your discerning taste in deciding to pay a few extra pents for a product of real quality. Everything on this record has been designed to meet the exacting standards which you have naturally come to expect. The record itself is made from the very finest Columbian extruded poly vinyl. The center hole has been created to fit exactly onto your spindle with all the precision of finest swiss craftmenship. The audio content has been quality graded to give you the finest in listening pleasure. There is little or no offensive material apart from four c****, one c******* and a foreskin... and as they only occur in this opening introduction, you're past them now.
You can relax and enjoy this quality product secure in the knowledge that it has been specially created for the lover of fine things and man of good taste.
***fart***
Oh! Sorry. You can edit that out can't you?
Engineer:
Yeah, no problem