Scheiße!
Dieter Bohlen, the blond dork
From Modern f****** Talking
A c*** hungry German
A h**** drooling dog
He's flirting, dancing and kissing
And his third leg is growing big
Spread 'em flithy b****
Here comes the ramming meat log
Once again - He's got it made
Once again - He's getting laid
Once again - Dieter scores
f***, f***, f*** - More, More, More
But Dieter! You missed the f****** hole
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But Dieter! You missed the f****** hole
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But Dieter! You missed the f****** hole
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But Dieter! You missed the f****** c***!
Scheiße! Dieter screams in pain
His f***tool is gushing blood
His once proud rock hard soldier
Is now an useless eel
But you know you can't
Keep a c*** obsessed man down
So Dieter soon returned
With a b**** of steel
Once again - He's got it made
Once again - He's getting laid
Once again - Dieter scores
f***, f***, f*** - More, More, More
Repeater You missed the f****** hole
Broken c***
Repeater You missed the f****** hole
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Repeater You missed the f****** hole
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Repeater You missed the f****** hole
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But Dieter! You missed the f******hole
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But Dieter! You missed the f******hole
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But Dieter! You missed the f******hole
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But Dieter! You missed the f****** c***!
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Dieter Bohlen, the blond dork
From Modern f****** Talking
A c*** hungry German
A h**** drooling dog
He's flirting, dancing and kissing
And his third leg is growing big
Spread 'em flithy b****
Here comes the ramming meat log
Once again - He's got it made
Once again - He's getting laid
Once again - Dieter scores
f***, f***, f*** - More, More, More
But Dieter! You missed the f****** hole
Broken c***
But Dieter! You missed the f****** hole
Broken c***
But Dieter! You missed the f****** hole
Broken c***
But Dieter! You missed the f****** c***!
Scheiße! Dieter screams in pain
His f***tool is gushing blood
His once proud rock hard soldier
Is now an useless eel
But you know you can't
Keep a c*** obsessed man down
So Dieter soon returned
With a b**** of steel
Once again - He's got it made
Once again - He's getting laid
Once again - Dieter scores
f***, f***, f*** - More, More, More
Repeater You missed the f****** hole
Broken c***
Repeater You missed the f****** hole
Broken c***
Repeater You missed the f****** hole
Broken c***
Repeater You missed the f****** hole
Broken c***
But Dieter! You missed the f******hole
Broken c***
But Dieter! You missed the f******hole
Broken c***
But Dieter! You missed the f******hole
Broken c***
But Dieter! You missed the f****** c***!
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