Great American Zero Lyrics

You couldn't make it in the corps 'cuz it was too f*****' hard
You shriveled up your d*** and joined the national guard
You're in the f*****' airports - you're in my f*****' dreams
I'm so g******** mad I'm bursting at the seams
America's my home you gotta reckon with me
Got you my crosshairs - a murder scene
Don't f*** with my militia you can eat my s***
This is my battle hymn it's a number one hit
Now you're a hero - great american zero
Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero

Big bad piggy boy doin' his job
Red white and blue jack a patriot slob
Your wife is so proud but who are you now?
Fire fightin' crossing guard or sacred cow
Uncle sam says "he wants you"
You're all full of s*** so you got nothin' to prove
Call me what you want, jack, I don't give a f***
Bout the p**** a** flag on your pickup truck
Now you're a hero - great american zero
Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero

Lookin' in the future now the answer is clear
b**** slappin' soldiers like we do over here
Put a bullet thru my television one thru my head
The alpha the omega I'd be better off dead
Now you're a hero - great american zero
Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero