Y'all madd mothers can take a step aside.
Michelob dreams are bein' served on the side.
A man runs smoother when he's nice and high.
The wheel without the bottle will leave you sick and dry.
One point zero.
f*** no.
Gotta go.
Gotta get home even when I'm stoned.
My designated driver ain't got a workin' phone.
Why'd you put the bar so far from my home?
You take a lotta chances when you're drinkin' alone.
One point zero.
f*** no.
Gotta go.
Bars and cars are like a man and his wife.
I never turn the key with thought of takin' a life.
So I'm rollin' like a demon with foam on my lips.
Got an extra six pack for a two dollar tip.
One point zero.
f*** no.
Gotta go.
When you're sittin' on sunday watchin' tv.
You're sure as hell to see a picture of me.
Smilin' at the chevy with the 4 wheel drive.
And a michelob man crusin' high and alive.
One point zero.
f*** no.
Gotta go.
Michelob dreams are bein' served on the side.
A man runs smoother when he's nice and high.
The wheel without the bottle will leave you sick and dry.
One point zero.
f*** no.
Gotta go.
Gotta get home even when I'm stoned.
My designated driver ain't got a workin' phone.
Why'd you put the bar so far from my home?
You take a lotta chances when you're drinkin' alone.
One point zero.
f*** no.
Gotta go.
Bars and cars are like a man and his wife.
I never turn the key with thought of takin' a life.
So I'm rollin' like a demon with foam on my lips.
Got an extra six pack for a two dollar tip.
One point zero.
f*** no.
Gotta go.
When you're sittin' on sunday watchin' tv.
You're sure as hell to see a picture of me.
Smilin' at the chevy with the 4 wheel drive.
And a michelob man crusin' high and alive.
One point zero.
f*** no.
Gotta go.