merlot is so b*****
i'm really getting soggy
my brain's as soft as cookie dough
if i hadn't had that shooter
i'd be fine and dandy
it's that one extra sip
(don't you know)
drunk again
stupid and boring
soon the bed will be spinning
then i will be snoring
the boys here are loud
loud and obnoxious
like that'll impress the girls they're here with
man, i'm way past that
i don't perform for no one
back home i'll give the linoleum a kiss
drunk again
stupid and boring
soon the bed will be spinning
then i will be snoring
i see through a filter
when i've had this much wine
it's like the beauty shot in a black and white film
my face is so relaxed
my brain is so untaxed
my god, my legs are marionettes
drunk again
stupid and boring
soon the bed will be spinning
then i will be snoring
i'm really getting soggy
my brain's as soft as cookie dough
if i hadn't had that shooter
i'd be fine and dandy
it's that one extra sip
(don't you know)
drunk again
stupid and boring
soon the bed will be spinning
then i will be snoring
the boys here are loud
loud and obnoxious
like that'll impress the girls they're here with
man, i'm way past that
i don't perform for no one
back home i'll give the linoleum a kiss
drunk again
stupid and boring
soon the bed will be spinning
then i will be snoring
i see through a filter
when i've had this much wine
it's like the beauty shot in a black and white film
my face is so relaxed
my brain is so untaxed
my god, my legs are marionettes
drunk again
stupid and boring
soon the bed will be spinning
then i will be snoring