I Am Pudge Lyrics

I AM PUDGE

Fresh meat!
I am Pudge
Built of sludge
Through the jungles and the loaded lanes I trudge
Out' my way
Hook the prey
When you're blunderin', b**blin' I come out to play

And they hate me cause I'm greedy
But a hero's got to eat
They whinge and whine and whimper
Cause I s***** all of the meat
And they yell that I am cheap
And that I undermine the rest
And they're right you know my prices are the best
Get rekt
One, two
Now I got my hooks in you
To
Send you to the cooks to stew
Chew
Now I got my hooks in you

I am Pudge
Built of sludge
You can push and pull but I will never budge
Meat so fresh
Lovely flesh
On these legs of lard I thud and thump and thresh
And they hate me cause I'm greedy
But a hero's got to eat
They whinge and whine and whimper
Cause I s***** all of the meat
And they yell that I am cheap
And that I undermine the rest
And they're right you know my prices are the best
Get rekt

One, two
Now I got my hooks in you
To
Send you to the cooks to stew
Chew
Now I got my hooks in you