I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes... to the ground.
We begin as she turns OFF the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry, and I see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown
Chorus
Last Night. oooo I stuck it in the Wrong Hole
I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul ....
Cause i stuck it in the Wrong Hole!!!
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during, doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night (I'd rather if she didn't)
Chorus
Last Night. Oooo I stuck it in the Wrong Hole
I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul...
Bridge
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why GOD made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the Special Olympics
I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes... to the ground.
We begin as she turns OFF the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry, and I see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown
Chorus
Last Night. oooo I stuck it in the Wrong Hole
I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul ....
Cause i stuck it in the Wrong Hole!!!
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during, doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night (I'd rather if she didn't)
Chorus
Last Night. Oooo I stuck it in the Wrong Hole
I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul...
Bridge
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why GOD made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the Special Olympics