The hawk and owl and eagle
All think we have no class
If "classy" means you're stuffy
Then we'll just take a pass
They think they look majestic,
They think they look so wise
But let's all have a couple drinks
And see how straight you fly
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our boisterous buddies
And prove that we don't share
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in a fight
And if you think you're tougher
We'll just say that you are right
The hawk looks like he's looking
For trouble, everyday
Just like a tavern bully,
Warning folks out of his way
He'll talks big if you're smaller
Or if he sees some fear
But let an owl or eagle show
And see who disappears
(What a brown beak!)
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our boisterous buddies
And prove that we don't share
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in a brawl
And if you think you're tougher,
We'll just show you how we crawl
The owl looks oh-so dignified
And humans think he's wise
Just 'cuz he sits and stares a lot
With forward-facing eyes
He think he owns the forest
He thinks he's oh-so tough
But if we jump him, twelve to one,
We'll almost have enough
(Yee-haw!!)
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our boisterous buddies
And prove that we don't share
(Woo-hoo!)
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in the war
And if you think you're tougher,
We'll just stay here on the floor
(Hey, keep yer wings to yerself!)
[harmonica interlude]
The eagle's such a poser,
He's such a feathered pain!
He likes to think he looks so proud,
But mostly, he's just vain
He thinks that he's so noble
So lordly, free, and fine
But we are free to have our fun
And party 'til we're blind!
(Yee-haw!!)
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our boisterous buddies
And prove that we don't share
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in a fray
And if you think you're tougher,
We'll just stay out of your way
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our friends and buddies
And prove that we don't share
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in the clash
And if you think we're trashy,
We'll just go take out the trash
(Hey, check out that tail!
Wanna drink?
Not ol' crow again!)
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our boisterous buddies
And prove that we don't share
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in a fight
And if you think you're tougher,
We'll just say that you are right
*starts yodeling*
(What's he doin'?
I think he's singing in Hertasi!
Yee-haw!!
*music stops*
Nevermore
That's ravens, Midget!
Sorry.)
All think we have no class
If "classy" means you're stuffy
Then we'll just take a pass
They think they look majestic,
They think they look so wise
But let's all have a couple drinks
And see how straight you fly
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our boisterous buddies
And prove that we don't share
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in a fight
And if you think you're tougher
We'll just say that you are right
The hawk looks like he's looking
For trouble, everyday
Just like a tavern bully,
Warning folks out of his way
He'll talks big if you're smaller
Or if he sees some fear
But let an owl or eagle show
And see who disappears
(What a brown beak!)
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our boisterous buddies
And prove that we don't share
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in a brawl
And if you think you're tougher,
We'll just show you how we crawl
The owl looks oh-so dignified
And humans think he's wise
Just 'cuz he sits and stares a lot
With forward-facing eyes
He think he owns the forest
He thinks he's oh-so tough
But if we jump him, twelve to one,
We'll almost have enough
(Yee-haw!!)
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our boisterous buddies
And prove that we don't share
(Woo-hoo!)
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in the war
And if you think you're tougher,
We'll just stay here on the floor
(Hey, keep yer wings to yerself!)
[harmonica interlude]
The eagle's such a poser,
He's such a feathered pain!
He likes to think he looks so proud,
But mostly, he's just vain
He thinks that he's so noble
So lordly, free, and fine
But we are free to have our fun
And party 'til we're blind!
(Yee-haw!!)
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our boisterous buddies
And prove that we don't share
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in a fray
And if you think you're tougher,
We'll just stay out of your way
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our friends and buddies
And prove that we don't share
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in the clash
And if you think we're trashy,
We'll just go take out the trash
(Hey, check out that tail!
Wanna drink?
Not ol' crow again!)
We're raucous, rude, and rowdy
And ask us if we care!
We have our boisterous buddies
And prove that we don't share
We're foremost at a party
And rearmost in a fight
And if you think you're tougher,
We'll just say that you are right
*starts yodeling*
(What's he doin'?
I think he's singing in Hertasi!
Yee-haw!!
*music stops*
Nevermore
That's ravens, Midget!
Sorry.)