Happy Homemaker Lyrics

Maybe I'd be happy to let it all go
Dedicate my life to making jelly molds
Learn to cook and learn to sew
I'm a Happy Homemaker
Why have I been pushing so hard
when I could be out in the backyard
Letting down my hair letting down my guard
I'm a Happy Homemaker

Barefoot and pregnant never looked so good
We're all dying to take our shoes off
Never what we want it's always what we should
Ahhh, I'm a Happy Homemaker
Maybe it'll be different this time 'round
We'll put to use the wisdom I hope we've found
Like to lose the c*** without losing ground
I'm a Happy Homemaker

Barefoot and pregnant never looked so good
We're all dying to take our shoes off
Gone so far the other way
We're scared to be our mothers
And we're scared of going soft
Barefoot and pregnant never looked so good
We're all dying to take our shoes off
Never what we want it's always what we should
Ahhh, I'm a Happy Homemaker

...Just a happy Homemaker
...I'm a happy Homemaker
...Happy Homemaker