Sam Lyrics

maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make about something they hadn't experienced
possibly sam had a different opinion that nobody'd ever considered important
and d*** it if norman and betty were listening somebody would have become a phenomenal
howling lightning tampering with the electrical evidence shown to be relevant
possibly with the exception of ivory everyone else had abandoned the obvious
chipping away at erroneous garbage which definitely is as exciting as pudding
deliciously spooned from the lap of the ludicrous into the mouths of the questionless idiots
licking their lips as their eyeballs are rolling and flapping their tongues as they're losing
their
marbles

that's the way sams play around
that's the way sams play
someone who wasn't related to anyone twisted the facts till the truth was apparent
and dished up a dollop of dubious doo-doo that sparkled like something folks scrambled to swallow
slipping the rich through the eye of a needle is easy as getting a camel to heaven
and granny transgressing had blubbered a bibful of classified info on milton's imbroglio

that's the way sams play around
that's the way sams play
that's the way sams play around
that's the way sams play
that's the way sams play around
that's the way sams play

maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make about something they hadn't experienced
possibly sam had a different opinion that nobody'd ever considered important
and maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make about something they hadn't experienced
possibly sam had a different opinion that nobody'd ever considered important