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Quake Master Lyrics

1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3 FIGHT!
Yo! I've been hearing that a bunch of punk b******
out there are claiming that they got the skillz to go
toe to toe with the Hawkman in the Quake arena.
Ha ha ha. That's some funny s***.
If you meet up with me on a Quake server
I'll shove my rail gun so far up your a**
It will knock out your teeth!
Check it!

Verse 1
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f****** Quake god,
got my finger on the trigger and my eye on the quad.
I know it's just a game, but I didn't come to play,
the Hawkman cometh and he's bringing Doomsday.
You say, "impressive", I already know it,
I'm a hardcore player and I'm not afraid to show it.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Stephen Hawking is a f****** QuakeMaster.

Chorus
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f****** QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f****** QuakeMaster.
Verse 2
We meet on a server, and I say "what's up?",
when we go at it punk, I'm gonna f*** you up.
Got you in my sights and I'm gonna make you bleed,
get used to hearing this, "you have lost the lead."
Cuz while your camping, I'll be cold lamping,
then I'll kick it in, and your a** I'll be stamping.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Stephen Hawking is a f****** QuakeMaster.
Chorus
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f****** QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f****** QuakeMaster.

All right! Now you know what time it is.
I don't care if you're a newbie, or a low ping b******,
you step to me in the Quake arena and I'm going to tear you
a new virtual a******.
Yo! It will sound something like this...

Chorus
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f****** QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a f****** QuakeMaster.
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E=mc Hawking (1999)