I bought you, I love you,
I want to subjugate you tonight
I claim you, I name you,
Can't wait you need to do me for life
I think that you're great,
You give me such a clean place,
My Japanese maid,
You are my wife and my slave,
You do everything right,
How did my life get so bright,
You are oh-so-polite,
And your v*****'s so tight.
Hirajuku, heaven sent,
Pine sol, lemon scent,
She worth it, every cent,
She perfect in every sense.
I need some cookin' cleanin',
Don't mean to be demeanin',
But when you featherdust my nuts
I turn into a demon.
There is no other recourse,
There are so many chores,
That you can do on all fours.
So many windows and doors,
So many rooms that you wanna explore,
So much dirt in the kitchen,
So many dirty positions.
Guess who cleaned these dishes?
Guess whose p**** gets kisses?
Mine does, word up.
Chorus
Tough scrub, gloves are rubber,
You're the quicker picker-upper,
Draw a bath and bring me supper.
She's my servant and my lover.
There is no need for garters,
My d*** is gettin' harder,
Yo grab a swiffer make it stiffer,
Stir it up for starters.
I like the way that you rock,
Workin' non-stop.
Make me wish I had nine tentacle c****,
Pretty lil' fox with animal ears on top,
I'm about to j-pop.
Got her own mop,
Down in my dungeon devices,
Now that I know that she's priceless,
She can be my Bubblegum Crisis.
I don't know what that means.
Chorus
I don't think you understand, b******.
I want to subjugate you tonight
I claim you, I name you,
Can't wait you need to do me for life
I think that you're great,
You give me such a clean place,
My Japanese maid,
You are my wife and my slave,
You do everything right,
How did my life get so bright,
You are oh-so-polite,
And your v*****'s so tight.
Hirajuku, heaven sent,
Pine sol, lemon scent,
She worth it, every cent,
She perfect in every sense.
I need some cookin' cleanin',
Don't mean to be demeanin',
But when you featherdust my nuts
I turn into a demon.
There is no other recourse,
There are so many chores,
That you can do on all fours.
So many windows and doors,
So many rooms that you wanna explore,
So much dirt in the kitchen,
So many dirty positions.
Guess who cleaned these dishes?
Guess whose p**** gets kisses?
Mine does, word up.
Chorus
Tough scrub, gloves are rubber,
You're the quicker picker-upper,
Draw a bath and bring me supper.
She's my servant and my lover.
There is no need for garters,
My d*** is gettin' harder,
Yo grab a swiffer make it stiffer,
Stir it up for starters.
I like the way that you rock,
Workin' non-stop.
Make me wish I had nine tentacle c****,
Pretty lil' fox with animal ears on top,
I'm about to j-pop.
Got her own mop,
Down in my dungeon devices,
Now that I know that she's priceless,
She can be my Bubblegum Crisis.
I don't know what that means.
Chorus
I don't think you understand, b******.