Max: At the end of the day,
I'm on my way
home on the highway,
thank god it's Friday,
Max Normal in 9 to 5,
you know the vibe,
pull some overtime, clock out,
then home to wife.
Then I noticed that I don't know where the hell I am,
Must've taken a wrong turn,
s***, let me phone home,
(Phone Ringing) "Hey Honey,
Listen don't get cross,
I'm gonna be a little late, I'm just a bit lost."
(She says: "You promised me you'd come ... I can't believe.... Don't do this... don't do this to me.")
Woah it's breaking up,
I've got bad reception,
I've got a c*** connection,
I'm just gonna get directions,
Go back to the intersection,
wind down my window,
to speak to some kids,
but before I speak the kids go:
(HOOK)
Tik, Tik Lollypop,
[no f****** clue]
[no f****** clue]
[no f****** clue]
.... Neon Don
Max: Ok, nice,
don't know what the hell that was all about
let me speak to these two guys coming round the corner now
[no f****** clue]
Neon Don: Can I help you?
Max: Hi guys, I made a b** steer,
Do you know how I get to the highway from here?
Neon Don: s*** for brains it's kinda hard to explain,
I still don't wanna put a (???) strain on your brain.
Max: Uh, what are you doing?
[they get in the car]
Gangster B: It's ok, we can show you the way.
Neon Don: If you want to get to the highway drive straight.
Max: Hi, I'm Max Normal!
Neon Don: Dress code strictly formal? Not quite.
[no f****** clue]
[no f****** clue]
[no f****** clue]
[no f****** clue]
Neon Don: Don't leave here Maxi, right-o you got it?
Oh my god, what's this here in your wallet?
[Don pulls a picture of Max's wife out]
Don: Oh, visie day look a meisie
Gangster B: Face me
Don: Kyk hie
Gangster B: Hello baby
Max: Hey that's my wife
Don: Uh Max, you got a nice suit
Advise my now kyk hie why you wearing my shoes?
Max: Uh these are my shoes
Don: Come on don't be insecure
I'm a size nine let my try them on to be sure
Daas it now, fits it snug like a glove
Take a puff my bru
Max: Uhhh no thank you
[Don c**** a gun]
Don: Smoke this or I smoke you
[Max takes a tiny puff]
Uh uh uh Max, that won't do
Ganster B: [no f****** clue]
Don: Puff it! Do it! [???]
[Max Takes a Bunch of Big Hits!]
[Laughter]
(Hook)
Max: Whoo Jesus H. Christ
Goin on don't know slow mo I'm on Deep s***e 9
Getting insecure, very bad feeling
Creepy flowing
Need to go sleep or go pee, a homie
Laughing at me with no teeth oh jeez
s*** is so deep
My brain's custard
What's happening
I don't understand, Max in wonderland
Wearin nothing but his flippin underpants
Neon Don's in my socks and my shoes
Plus he's rocking my suit
f*** it I'm too
High to open up the door let me climb through
The window
Huh where are we?
Half inside half outside my body
What's that noise? Sounds like a party
Down a little passage and go open a black gate
Old woman: Hey go through the back gate!
f***** creepy!
An old lady reading a bible by her bed watching TV
By the back door
Into the back yard
I'm at peace thank god
A big black dog!
[Hey!]
The lights get dim
Everybody says Hi to Don
I'm with him!
A lot of b*** tube tops, a lot of low rise jeans
Hi everybody don't mind me
Cold beer's pumpin out the freezer in the garage
Don gettin jiggy with some chicky with a fat a**
Some guys by the ride playing dominoes go
[Go Donny Don go Donny Don go]
God my head's fried
I got the red eyes
Little kids running around way after bedtime
Lookin funky in my undies
Still need to wee
Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine
Don: Wie maak die jol vol? [TRANSLATION: Who Fills The Room? / Who Rocks The House?]
Crowd: Donnie maak die jol vol! [TRANSLATION: Don Fills the Room]
Don: Wie maak die jol vol?
Crowd: Donnie maak die jol vol!
Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go!
Gangsta B: Maxi in the ghetto!
Crowd: And not the ghetto!
Maxi in the ghetto!
And not the ghetto!
Go Maxi! Say say! Go Maxi! Say say! Go Maxi! Say say!
Yepa!
Max: My mind's open third eye strobing
When Neon Don's brand new cellphone rings
Don: Hello
(wife: "Is Max there?")
Don: "Jis one's your wife Maxi"
Hi honey
(wife: "I thought you were dead!")
Don't say that, I'm just hanging with some new friends in the Cape Flats
(wife: "I thought you were laf nag!")
Eh don't say that! Listen I got another call on hold, I'll call you straight back
(Hook)
Max: This is not a ??? day
I'm on my way
home on the highway
in my underpants
hitchhiking,
what are those lights?
I was so frightened,
woo, what a night!
ooh, there's a white van, cool!
so glad you guys stopped
out the white van jumped two white cops
cops: Is everything all right with you?"
Max: Me? ??? ??? my bru!
I'm on my way
home on the highway,
thank god it's Friday,
Max Normal in 9 to 5,
you know the vibe,
pull some overtime, clock out,
then home to wife.
Then I noticed that I don't know where the hell I am,
Must've taken a wrong turn,
s***, let me phone home,
(Phone Ringing) "Hey Honey,
Listen don't get cross,
I'm gonna be a little late, I'm just a bit lost."
(She says: "You promised me you'd come ... I can't believe.... Don't do this... don't do this to me.")
Woah it's breaking up,
I've got bad reception,
I've got a c*** connection,
I'm just gonna get directions,
Go back to the intersection,
wind down my window,
to speak to some kids,
but before I speak the kids go:
(HOOK)
Tik, Tik Lollypop,
[no f****** clue]
[no f****** clue]
[no f****** clue]
.... Neon Don
Max: Ok, nice,
don't know what the hell that was all about
let me speak to these two guys coming round the corner now
[no f****** clue]
Neon Don: Can I help you?
Max: Hi guys, I made a b** steer,
Do you know how I get to the highway from here?
Neon Don: s*** for brains it's kinda hard to explain,
I still don't wanna put a (???) strain on your brain.
Max: Uh, what are you doing?
[they get in the car]
Gangster B: It's ok, we can show you the way.
Neon Don: If you want to get to the highway drive straight.
Max: Hi, I'm Max Normal!
Neon Don: Dress code strictly formal? Not quite.
[no f****** clue]
[no f****** clue]
[no f****** clue]
[no f****** clue]
Neon Don: Don't leave here Maxi, right-o you got it?
Oh my god, what's this here in your wallet?
[Don pulls a picture of Max's wife out]
Don: Oh, visie day look a meisie
Gangster B: Face me
Don: Kyk hie
Gangster B: Hello baby
Max: Hey that's my wife
Don: Uh Max, you got a nice suit
Advise my now kyk hie why you wearing my shoes?
Max: Uh these are my shoes
Don: Come on don't be insecure
I'm a size nine let my try them on to be sure
Daas it now, fits it snug like a glove
Take a puff my bru
Max: Uhhh no thank you
[Don c**** a gun]
Don: Smoke this or I smoke you
[Max takes a tiny puff]
Uh uh uh Max, that won't do
Ganster B: [no f****** clue]
Don: Puff it! Do it! [???]
[Max Takes a Bunch of Big Hits!]
[Laughter]
(Hook)
Max: Whoo Jesus H. Christ
Goin on don't know slow mo I'm on Deep s***e 9
Getting insecure, very bad feeling
Creepy flowing
Need to go sleep or go pee, a homie
Laughing at me with no teeth oh jeez
s*** is so deep
My brain's custard
What's happening
I don't understand, Max in wonderland
Wearin nothing but his flippin underpants
Neon Don's in my socks and my shoes
Plus he's rocking my suit
f*** it I'm too
High to open up the door let me climb through
The window
Huh where are we?
Half inside half outside my body
What's that noise? Sounds like a party
Down a little passage and go open a black gate
Old woman: Hey go through the back gate!
f***** creepy!
An old lady reading a bible by her bed watching TV
By the back door
Into the back yard
I'm at peace thank god
A big black dog!
[Hey!]
The lights get dim
Everybody says Hi to Don
I'm with him!
A lot of b*** tube tops, a lot of low rise jeans
Hi everybody don't mind me
Cold beer's pumpin out the freezer in the garage
Don gettin jiggy with some chicky with a fat a**
Some guys by the ride playing dominoes go
[Go Donny Don go Donny Don go]
God my head's fried
I got the red eyes
Little kids running around way after bedtime
Lookin funky in my undies
Still need to wee
Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine
Don: Wie maak die jol vol? [TRANSLATION: Who Fills The Room? / Who Rocks The House?]
Crowd: Donnie maak die jol vol! [TRANSLATION: Don Fills the Room]
Don: Wie maak die jol vol?
Crowd: Donnie maak die jol vol!
Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go!
Gangsta B: Maxi in the ghetto!
Crowd: And not the ghetto!
Maxi in the ghetto!
And not the ghetto!
Go Maxi! Say say! Go Maxi! Say say! Go Maxi! Say say!
Yepa!
Max: My mind's open third eye strobing
When Neon Don's brand new cellphone rings
Don: Hello
(wife: "Is Max there?")
Don: "Jis one's your wife Maxi"
Hi honey
(wife: "I thought you were dead!")
Don't say that, I'm just hanging with some new friends in the Cape Flats
(wife: "I thought you were laf nag!")
Eh don't say that! Listen I got another call on hold, I'll call you straight back
(Hook)
Max: This is not a ??? day
I'm on my way
home on the highway
in my underpants
hitchhiking,
what are those lights?
I was so frightened,
woo, what a night!
ooh, there's a white van, cool!
so glad you guys stopped
out the white van jumped two white cops
cops: Is everything all right with you?"
Max: Me? ??? ??? my bru!