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Hazel's Joint Lyrics

Yo...
Ha.. hmhmh.. chikachika
Check it out yo
At the end of the week, me and Pete,
Rolled round to Sean's spot to check out some beats,
Sean blessed us with some herb tree, little later on
We needed somethin to eat, so we took to the streets
On our, mountain bikes, cuz we live like that, plus my jammy
Had a puncture and the spare was flat.
I brought the hacky sack, Sean brought some superb
South African, homegrown herb.
Rollin the burbs feelin the opposite of s*****,
Jo-burg is such a pretty city.
Leaves, fallin from the trees,
Goin crunch under my wheel,
Bout to sit down to a nice healthy meal yeah...

chorus
Hazel's exquisite vegetarian cuisine, I'm talkin' bout..
Hazel's... exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah.
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine.. I'm talkin' bout..
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah.

We were chillin at Hazel's spot,
When along came Biyanca, Charlie, El and Yarnis
I was like, you guys wanna get some, take away cake cake
And head down to the park, and maybe play some hacky sack
Before it gets dark? Everybody was cool with that,
So we got the bill, then we bounced and found a nice sunny spot to chill.
Sean ripped up a fatty and was about to spark it,
When a white van pulled up into the park, "s***,
I didn't know cars were allowed in here!" said Charlie as the vehicle drew near.
Unfortunately, our reactions were a bit delayed, because
By the time we saw they were cops, it was a bit too late.
It was like, "uh oh, we're in trouble,
It just takes one p**** to burst your bubble."
But, err, 3-4 of them? All giving us the eeeevil eye.
One of the cops was like, "Better destroy all of that!"
Sean was like "What?"
And then they like totally f***** up our blunt.
And you know the deal, they searched us, found Sean's stash,
So we had to part with some cash. Then they gave us our s*** back,
And went on de way, we were like "Thank you very much, have a nice day!"
Then we did our thing, played some hacky sack, broke out the cake..
And yaknow, that was that!
chorus
Hazel's exquisite vegetarian cuisine, I'm talkin' bout..
Hazel's... exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah.
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine.. I'm talkin' bout..
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah.

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PART TWO, IF YOU FEEL THE FUNK IN THE AIR
I CRANK IT OUT LIKE I JUST DONT CARE!
THE ORIGINAL, KICKER ON THE MIC
s***, EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE ALRIGHT
HA HA HA...!
DO WHAT YOU f***** LIKE!
SO ILL, JUST TO TEST MY SKILL,
I'LL GO STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOSHPIT AND CHILL!
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Songs From the Mall (2001)
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