Hey western union man
Send a telegram to my baby
Send a telegram, send a telegram
Come on man, send it on to my baby
This is what I want you to do listen
Tell her that I'm all alone
I tried to call her on the phone
Tell her I'm in misery
And I think she's avoiding me
If the telegram won't do
Send a box of candy too
maybe some flowers
Tell her that I miss her for hours and hours
Send a telegram, send a telegram
Come on man gotta send it on to my baby
Send a telegram to my baby
Send a telegram, send a telegram
Come on man, send it on to my baby
This is what I want you to do listen
Tell her that I'm all alone
I tried to call her on the phone
Tell her I'm in misery
And I think she's avoiding me
If the telegram won't do
Send a box of candy too
maybe some flowers
Tell her that I miss her for hours and hours
Send a telegram, send a telegram
Come on man gotta send it on to my baby