Oh we went up to the highlands of Scotland,
To the land of the loch and the glen,
And we all bring our wives back a presant,
So we can go next time again.
Singing, Too-ral-ay-oo-ral-ay-addi
We went up by train and by car,
When the juice of the valleys start flowing,
We all saw the game in the Bar.
Oh we loaded the bus up with flaggons,
And we left at a twenty past seven,
We stopped 14 times
between Neath and Bridgend
We were still in Glamorgan at 11!
Singing, Too-ral-ay-oo-ral-ay-addi
We went up by train and by car,
When the juice of the valleys start flowing,
We all saw the game in the Bar.
On the M5 Will spoke to the driver,
He said "Can you no stop this bus for a while?"
He said "Man Alive, We're on the M5,
You'll have to hang on til Carlisle!"
Singing, Too-ral-ay-oo-ral-ay-addi
We went up by train and by car,
When the juice of the valleys start flowing,
We all saw the game in the Bar.
Old Will, he climbed out on the sunroof,
And he stood on the bus in disgrace,
But he wasn't to know, that the bridge was so low,
But he died with a smile on his face!
Singing, Too-ral-ay-oo-ral-ay-addi
We went up by train and by car,
When the juice of the valleys start flowing,
We all saw the game in the Bar.
He was splattered all over the pavement,
And his leek, it was stuffed down his throat,
And I heard his friend say, as they scrapped Will away,
"My ticket was inside his coat!"
Singing, Too-ral-ay-oo-ral-ay-addi
We went up by train and by car,
When the juice of the valleys start flowing,
We all saw the game in the Bar.
To the land of the loch and the glen,
And we all bring our wives back a presant,
So we can go next time again.
Singing, Too-ral-ay-oo-ral-ay-addi
We went up by train and by car,
When the juice of the valleys start flowing,
We all saw the game in the Bar.
Oh we loaded the bus up with flaggons,
And we left at a twenty past seven,
We stopped 14 times
between Neath and Bridgend
We were still in Glamorgan at 11!
Singing, Too-ral-ay-oo-ral-ay-addi
We went up by train and by car,
When the juice of the valleys start flowing,
We all saw the game in the Bar.
On the M5 Will spoke to the driver,
He said "Can you no stop this bus for a while?"
He said "Man Alive, We're on the M5,
You'll have to hang on til Carlisle!"
Singing, Too-ral-ay-oo-ral-ay-addi
We went up by train and by car,
When the juice of the valleys start flowing,
We all saw the game in the Bar.
Old Will, he climbed out on the sunroof,
And he stood on the bus in disgrace,
But he wasn't to know, that the bridge was so low,
But he died with a smile on his face!
Singing, Too-ral-ay-oo-ral-ay-addi
We went up by train and by car,
When the juice of the valleys start flowing,
We all saw the game in the Bar.
He was splattered all over the pavement,
And his leek, it was stuffed down his throat,
And I heard his friend say, as they scrapped Will away,
"My ticket was inside his coat!"
Singing, Too-ral-ay-oo-ral-ay-addi
We went up by train and by car,
When the juice of the valleys start flowing,
We all saw the game in the Bar.