t*** and Whiskey Lyrics

Fast cars and explosions
Party hats and motion lotion
Let's go down to the ocean
And break out the t*** and whiskey
f*** me, f*** me, f*** me, f*** me
I am Ernie's rubber ducky
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Let's break out the t*** and whiskey
It has to be filthy
I'm ripe and I'm healthy
I wish I was wealthy
So f*** the rhythm and let's break out the t*** and whiskey
'cause that shows we're anarchists

I'm all about right now
And everything I do is Fowl
So get out another motel towel
To wipe up the t*** and whiskey