You said you were held up with something,
you were nearly dead when they found you
cleaning the swimming pool out with your teeth
You came out of it all unsteady,
shaky and unrecognisable
sneezing red and white right into the water
I'll force feed you,
salt and water,
until you sick up what you did
'cos you f***** up,
and that's so unlike you
you're usually so well balanced and i swear
We were making history, you were just making a mess
cleaning the swimming pool with your teeth
you came out of it all unsteady,
shaky and unrecognisable
sneezing red and white right into the water
and that's when they found you
you were nearly dead when they found you
cleaning the swimming pool out with your teeth
You came out of it all unsteady,
shaky and unrecognisable
sneezing red and white right into the water
I'll force feed you,
salt and water,
until you sick up what you did
'cos you f***** up,
and that's so unlike you
you're usually so well balanced and i swear
We were making history, you were just making a mess
cleaning the swimming pool with your teeth
you came out of it all unsteady,
shaky and unrecognisable
sneezing red and white right into the water
and that's when they found you