The Ballad of b***er Beans Lyrics

b***er Beans! I'm gunna get you!
I'm gunna skin you! I'm gunna take you down in a rump,
I'm going to hell, you riding shotgun.
b***er Beans! I'm gunna get you!
I'm gunna get you! I'm gunna get you!

b***er Beans! I know she wants you.
That you'll make a lovely headdress
On her double-breasted suit of skin.

b***er Beans! I'm gunna get you!
I'm gunna get you! I'm gunna get you!

b***er Beans! You best stay sharp,
Cause I'm gunna bleed that black blood from your black heart.
Oh I'm gunna fry, I'm gunna fry with a smile on my face.
You think you're so slick, I've seen her lips stick cross your desk man.
You think you're so slick, I've seen her lips stick cross your desk man.

b***er Beans! You go and try and hide
In the swamp grass. I've got swamp eye.
I'm going to track you down like a bloodhound, it's your time to die!
b***er Beans! You've gotten so fat.
I can barely carry your weight across my tiny back
Taught me singing in the end when I see you say Amen

Real thick Black Magic can't stop this tragedy from happening.
Pigs feet and snake p***,
Crow tung and cat fangs,
Horse tail and bone bits,
Birds Nest and graveyards,
All of it won't keep this
Tragedy from happening so
RUN!