We're going to need all the king's horses
So go finalize your divorces
All hands on deck when the crisis begins
Last night we were dining on blueberry waffles
But tonight it's exceedingly awful
It's peas and porridge again
I won't take this for a minute
Ahhh
And you won't take me for a fool
What's this you just put on the table?
It looks like it came from the stable
God dammit, it's peas and porridge again
I won't take this for a minute
Ahhh
And you won't take me for a fool
If you knew what they put in it
Ahhh
You'd never make me eat this gruel
Last night we were dining on lamb shanks and lobster
But tonight you treat me like a monster
Aw Jesus, it's peas and porridge again
And this might be our last supper (our last supper)
And this might be my last meal (his last meal)
End it fast I don't want to suffer (Ahhh)
Numb my heart, I don't want to feel
It's peas and porridge again
So go finalize your divorces
All hands on deck when the crisis begins
Last night we were dining on blueberry waffles
But tonight it's exceedingly awful
It's peas and porridge again
I won't take this for a minute
Ahhh
And you won't take me for a fool
What's this you just put on the table?
It looks like it came from the stable
God dammit, it's peas and porridge again
I won't take this for a minute
Ahhh
And you won't take me for a fool
If you knew what they put in it
Ahhh
You'd never make me eat this gruel
Last night we were dining on lamb shanks and lobster
But tonight you treat me like a monster
Aw Jesus, it's peas and porridge again
And this might be our last supper (our last supper)
And this might be my last meal (his last meal)
End it fast I don't want to suffer (Ahhh)
Numb my heart, I don't want to feel
It's peas and porridge again