I Like Driving in My Car Lyrics

I've been driving in my car,
it's not quite a Jaguar
I bought it in Primrose Hill
from a bloke from Brazil
It was made in fifty-nine
in a factory by the Tyne
It says Morris on the door,
the g.p.o. owned it before
I drive in it for my job,
the governor calls me a slob

But I don't really care,
give me some gas and the open air
It's a bit old but it's mine,
I mend it in my spare time
Just last week I changed the oil,
the rocker valves and the coil
Just last week I changed the oil

Last week it went round the clock,
I also had a little knock
I dented somebody's fender,
he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha ha

I've been driving in my car,
it don't look much but I've been far
I drive up to Muswell Hill,
I've even been to Selsey Bill
I drove along the A45,
I had her up to 58
This copper stopped me the other day,
you're mistaken what could I say
The tyres were a little worn,
they were o.k., I could have sworn

I like driving in my car, I'm satisfied I've got this far
I like driving in my car, it don't look much but I've been far
I like driving in my car, even with a flat tyre
I like driving in my car, it's not quite a jaguar
I like driving in my car, I'm satisfied I've got this far