Doggie Vom Lyrics

Sufferin' Jesus, do I really have to say this?
Okay, Here it goes.

Friends, have you ever watched your dog vomit on the floor
And then nosed among the contents in search of an undigested morsel?
Stay Jingles, Stay.

Friends, Is your dog's persnickety appetite...
Stay...keeping you awake at night
wonderin' what to serve 'em?

Here's a new...Stay Jingles, Stay...
Here's a new snack...Jingles...
Here's a new snack...Jingles...
Here's a new snack.... Jesus!

Stay Jingles, Stay! Stay Jingles, Stay! Stay!
Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay!
Stay Jingles, Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay!
Stay Jingles, Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stay! Stay! Stay Jingles, Stay! Stay!
Stay Jingles, Stay! Stay!
Stay! Stay! Stay!
Now Stay!
*G-r-o-w-w-w-w-l*

Friends, have you ever watched your dog vomit on the floor
And then nosed among the contents in search of an undigested morsel?

Friends, Is your dog's persnickety appetite keeping you awake at night
wondering just what to serve 'em?

Well, here's a new snack that's so tasty,
It'll have your dog smackin' his chops and sayin',
"MMM-MMM, Good!"

Yes friends, It's Dog Vom.
Moist, Tender chunks of predigested sirloin,
selected vegatables and a smatterin' of saliva
Scrumptiously delicious,
And that's a mouthful, Folks!
Each portion of Dog Vom is wrapped separately in cellophane and
contains it's own vile of sulfuric acid.
Just add the acid and soon your dog's breakfast is
gonna be swimming in a sea of steaming soup.

So friends, The next time you're at your grocers
Ask for Dog Vom! And Remember folks,

"If It's Not Regurgitated, It's Not Dog Vom!"

Now Stay Jingles, Stay!
Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay!

Ha Ha Ha, f*****'!
Stay Jingles, Stay!