Good evening, I've arrived to clean your pill drawer out
And talk to birds like Kilgore Trout
I shout out loud
I think that most these rappers out are probably into guys actually
Cause they want five mics, I'd rather have five Mallorys
When I write unraveled violent shades of quite contagious psycho babble
Hit me with a big steel shovel
Dig me in the white stone gravel
At the live show frazzled
Provoke the randomest mischief the counter rhythms are rowdy
But f*** these rappers, they're b******
Cops come with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo'
I'm too illegal with the ink pen
Push or click over like somebody's tryin to beep in
Everyday is Saturday so baby hit the snooze b***on, let's sleep in
I say I'm selfish but they never listen
So I took 'em Christmas shoppin and I bought myself a television
Better find the troll up hold up got a clever line to pull up
Johnny rottin popped an oxycontin, nevermind the good luck, so
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
I received an e-mail from the president of a Nigerian bank
It said he had a hundred thousand dollars for me (thanks)
I can now invent my engine for the hard shell truth served
In the barbell-brute version of Marcel Proust words in a capsule
Attackin the vocabulary kingdom, see not everybody's cool
I got the swagger of a penguin
What you're seein is a dirty splash of Kansas City Eurotrash
Your surly a** uncle, countin dirty cash
Cops pull me over with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo'
I'm driving drunk like it's the weekend
Boy I gives a f***, me and the homie Al swear in chinchill, brandy I'll swill, takin synthetic heroin pills
I lo-lo-love the taste of hops and malted barley and beer
It makes me wanna b*** who's on stage like Carlos Mencia
But I don't steal, I've had a charming career
So bring your armor and gear
Because the dope style harbingers here
Oh!
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
Buy me a drink I've got some craziness to kill
People spreadin rumors, they ain't sayin s*** for real
Kansas City m****f***er, full of dangerous skill
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
(x2)
And talk to birds like Kilgore Trout
I shout out loud
I think that most these rappers out are probably into guys actually
Cause they want five mics, I'd rather have five Mallorys
When I write unraveled violent shades of quite contagious psycho babble
Hit me with a big steel shovel
Dig me in the white stone gravel
At the live show frazzled
Provoke the randomest mischief the counter rhythms are rowdy
But f*** these rappers, they're b******
Cops come with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo'
I'm too illegal with the ink pen
Push or click over like somebody's tryin to beep in
Everyday is Saturday so baby hit the snooze b***on, let's sleep in
I say I'm selfish but they never listen
So I took 'em Christmas shoppin and I bought myself a television
Better find the troll up hold up got a clever line to pull up
Johnny rottin popped an oxycontin, nevermind the good luck, so
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
I received an e-mail from the president of a Nigerian bank
It said he had a hundred thousand dollars for me (thanks)
I can now invent my engine for the hard shell truth served
In the barbell-brute version of Marcel Proust words in a capsule
Attackin the vocabulary kingdom, see not everybody's cool
I got the swagger of a penguin
What you're seein is a dirty splash of Kansas City Eurotrash
Your surly a** uncle, countin dirty cash
Cops pull me over with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo'
I'm driving drunk like it's the weekend
Boy I gives a f***, me and the homie Al swear in chinchill, brandy I'll swill, takin synthetic heroin pills
I lo-lo-love the taste of hops and malted barley and beer
It makes me wanna b*** who's on stage like Carlos Mencia
But I don't steal, I've had a charming career
So bring your armor and gear
Because the dope style harbingers here
Oh!
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
Buy me a drink I've got some craziness to kill
People spreadin rumors, they ain't sayin s*** for real
Kansas City m****f***er, full of dangerous skill
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
(x2)