Banana Split for My Baby Lyrics

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.
Banana split for my baby,
Glass of plain water for me
Dispenser Man, If you please
Serve my chick a mess of calories

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.

Flip back the lid, scoop everything in sight,
Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white
Chocolate chip and everything thats nice,
Tutti Frutti once and spumoni twice

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.

Spread the whip cream for at least an hour
Pile it as high as the Eifel Tower
Load it with nuts, about 16 ton
Top it with a pizza just for fun
Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.

Stack her up with crazy goop
Cause thats the stuff she likes to wade right through

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.
Now, add the cherries, the kind she likes to munch,
Skip one banana, use the whole darn bunch
Drown it in fudge, 6 or 7 cans,
Give her two spoons, she'll eat it with both hands

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.

Seperate checks, It must be
Charge the split to her,
The water to me

Oh, the banana split's for my baby,
The glass of plain water's for me.
Ain't got no money
The glass of plain water's for me.