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The Bigger the Figure Lyrics

I got a woman as big
as a house, yes, sir
She's as big as a two-family house
with a porch and a fence
You won't believe what you see
when you look at her
She's enormous, colossal,
tremendous, gigantic, immense
Why try to deny it?
She's just what I like
If she goes on a diet
I'll go on strike

The bigger the figure
The better I like her
The better I like her
The better I feed her
The better I feed her
The bigger the figure
The bigger the figure
The more I can love

She's exactly like a watermelon
Big and round and sweet
And in a party dress
She may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot
So what if she's not so neat?
The bigger the figure
The better I like her
The better I like her
The better I feed her
The better I feed her
The bigger the figure
The bigger the figure
The more I can love

If she ever eats me out of money
And we needed the rent
Oh, that'll be a cinch
'Cause when we're in a pinch
I can put her to work
under a circus tent

The bigger the figure
The better I like her
The better I like her
The better I feed her
The better I feed her
The bigger the figure
The bigger the figure
The more I can love
She's exactly like a watermelon
Big and round and sweet
And in a party dress
She may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot
So what if she's not so neat?

The bigger the figure
The better I like her
The better I like her
The better I feed her
The better I feed her
The bigger the figure
The bigger the figure
The more I can love
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