Well whatever happened to you, whatever happened to us
We missed the proverbial boat, the plane and the train and the bus
Hey push led to shove, we fell out of love, we tore each other apart
Love is grand but I can't understand why you broke my proverbial heart
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Well we used to be in love but now we are in hate
You used to say I came too early but it was you who came too late
Yeah boy meets girl, they give it a whirl, very next thing you know
He thinks she's nuts and she hates his guts and the bad blood starts to flow
INTRO
Well it sounds like sour grapes and that's just what it is
I'm gonna get me a subscr i ption to Argosy and you can get you a subscr i ption to Ms.
And it's a whole lot of c*** about a tender trap, what it is is a suicide snare
And all I wanna do is to forget you and our lousy love affair
We missed the proverbial boat, the plane and the train and the bus
Hey push led to shove, we fell out of love, we tore each other apart
Love is grand but I can't understand why you broke my proverbial heart
INTRO
Well we used to be in love but now we are in hate
You used to say I came too early but it was you who came too late
Yeah boy meets girl, they give it a whirl, very next thing you know
He thinks she's nuts and she hates his guts and the bad blood starts to flow
INTRO
Well it sounds like sour grapes and that's just what it is
I'm gonna get me a subscr i ption to Argosy and you can get you a subscr i ption to Ms.
And it's a whole lot of c*** about a tender trap, what it is is a suicide snare
And all I wanna do is to forget you and our lousy love affair