Listen here buddy I'm no fool
a product of episcipalian school
At 17 my heart was torn
by a debutaunting lass
a debutaunting lass.
My stock is pure my blood is blue
I'm a country gentile through and through
At the age of 12 I was reborn
at the confirmation class
the confirmation class.
Pearlstein Bernstein
Levit and Fink
Ain't Nordic names I know
but the problem is
those girls gee wizz
make my juices flow.
a product of episcipalian school
At 17 my heart was torn
by a debutaunting lass
a debutaunting lass.
My stock is pure my blood is blue
I'm a country gentile through and through
At the age of 12 I was reborn
at the confirmation class
the confirmation class.
Pearlstein Bernstein
Levit and Fink
Ain't Nordic names I know
but the problem is
those girls gee wizz
make my juices flow.