(spoken over bass guitar riff)
OK, I'm riding around in this car with this woman that I'm close to a couple times a week. I'm noticing she's looking out of the window and noticing OTHER WOMEN: how this one looks, "Isn't her hair lovely?", "What a nice outfit!"
I said, "Babe, what is the DEAL?! You're noticing all these other chicks... maybe... you're a l******."
She looks at me and she says, "I wish I was a l******!"
Now, at that point, I wanted to say, "You mean 'you wish you WERE a l******' because, grammatically..." But I let it slide; I didn't wanna ruffle any feathers.
But, y'know, that sentence, that retort, "I wish I was a l******"...kinda stuck in the ol' "Laud-lo"'s mind...kinda gestated there for...seven, eight minutes...AND THIS TUNE POPPED OUT!
(music starts, singing)
I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo"
Ooooooo, I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero
I wish I was a l****** and that I wasn't straight
I would sleep with women only; man, that would be great
I could throw away my diaphragm; I wouldn't wanna mate
Ooooooo, I wish I was a l****** and that I wasn't straight
HEEEEEEY!
(musical bridge)
I wish I was a l******; I'd like to be a d***
I would hang with k.d. lang; Mel Gibson, take a hike
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike
Ooooooo, I wish I was a l******; I'd like to be a d***
I wish I was a l******; that's why this song is sung
It shouldn't have to matter how someone is hung
Other things are more important...LIKE HOW TO USE YOR TOUNGE...blblblblblblblblblbl
I wish I was a l******; that's why this song is sung
HEEEEEEY!
(musical bridge with spoken line:)
I dare Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a l******; I know it's sad, but true
But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do
But if I was a l******, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO
I wish I was a l******; I know it's sad, but true
Hey, I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo" (I hate that d***ed machismo!)
Ooooooo, I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero
I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero
I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero!
OK, I'm riding around in this car with this woman that I'm close to a couple times a week. I'm noticing she's looking out of the window and noticing OTHER WOMEN: how this one looks, "Isn't her hair lovely?", "What a nice outfit!"
I said, "Babe, what is the DEAL?! You're noticing all these other chicks... maybe... you're a l******."
She looks at me and she says, "I wish I was a l******!"
Now, at that point, I wanted to say, "You mean 'you wish you WERE a l******' because, grammatically..." But I let it slide; I didn't wanna ruffle any feathers.
But, y'know, that sentence, that retort, "I wish I was a l******"...kinda stuck in the ol' "Laud-lo"'s mind...kinda gestated there for...seven, eight minutes...AND THIS TUNE POPPED OUT!
(music starts, singing)
I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo"
Ooooooo, I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero
I wish I was a l****** and that I wasn't straight
I would sleep with women only; man, that would be great
I could throw away my diaphragm; I wouldn't wanna mate
Ooooooo, I wish I was a l****** and that I wasn't straight
HEEEEEEY!
(musical bridge)
I wish I was a l******; I'd like to be a d***
I would hang with k.d. lang; Mel Gibson, take a hike
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike
Ooooooo, I wish I was a l******; I'd like to be a d***
I wish I was a l******; that's why this song is sung
It shouldn't have to matter how someone is hung
Other things are more important...LIKE HOW TO USE YOR TOUNGE...blblblblblblblblblbl
I wish I was a l******; that's why this song is sung
HEEEEEEY!
(musical bridge with spoken line:)
I dare Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a l******; I know it's sad, but true
But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do
But if I was a l******, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO
I wish I was a l******; I know it's sad, but true
Hey, I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo" (I hate that d***ed machismo!)
Ooooooo, I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero
I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero
I wish I was a l****** and not a hetero!