My old lady's getting older and her love is growing colder
Now all we ever do is fuss and fight
It don't do no good to scold her cause her feet are even colder
She puts the darn things on me every night
Get them cold feet on the other side
I know this bed is big enough for two
Get them cold feet on the other side
Before I slap the stuffins out of you
[ guitar ]
Bout the time I get to sleepin I can feel them cold feet creepin
I almost jump right out on the floor
Look old lady cant you hear me. Don't you get them ice cubes near me
Or I won't be sleepin here no more
Get them cold feet on the other side
Or you'll be sleepin by youself someday
Get them cold feet on the other side
Just curl them toes around the other way
[ steel guitar ]
Ever time she moves a kiver* all I do is lay and shiver
A chill starts a runnin up my spine
Then she yells out "What's the matter" when my teeth begin to chatter
The only thing that I can do is wine.
Get them cold feet on the other side
I know this bed is big enough for two
Get them cold feet on the other side
Before I slap the stuffins out of you
* I don't really know what this word is supposed to be but it sounds like "kiver"
Now all we ever do is fuss and fight
It don't do no good to scold her cause her feet are even colder
She puts the darn things on me every night
Get them cold feet on the other side
I know this bed is big enough for two
Get them cold feet on the other side
Before I slap the stuffins out of you
[ guitar ]
Bout the time I get to sleepin I can feel them cold feet creepin
I almost jump right out on the floor
Look old lady cant you hear me. Don't you get them ice cubes near me
Or I won't be sleepin here no more
Get them cold feet on the other side
Or you'll be sleepin by youself someday
Get them cold feet on the other side
Just curl them toes around the other way
[ steel guitar ]
Ever time she moves a kiver* all I do is lay and shiver
A chill starts a runnin up my spine
Then she yells out "What's the matter" when my teeth begin to chatter
The only thing that I can do is wine.
Get them cold feet on the other side
I know this bed is big enough for two
Get them cold feet on the other side
Before I slap the stuffins out of you
* I don't really know what this word is supposed to be but it sounds like "kiver"