Fat Man in the Bathtub Lyrics

++ Lowell George ++

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil all right?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonight
Comeback Monday, yea,
Comeback Tuesday, and then I might."
I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita,
What are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Juanita, my sweet taquita,
What are you up to?
My Juanita

Don't want nobody
Who won't die for dance
Don't want no speed cars
'cause I -- I might pass by
And throw me a line,
Throw me a dime.
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan,
I hear you moan,
I hear you moan -- moan
Billy he got so sad, dejected,
Put on his hat and start to run
Runnin' down the street
Yellin' at the top of his lungs (oh yeah)
All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun
All I want in this life and time is some hit and run
I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita,
What are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Juanita, my sweet taquita,
What are you up to?
My Juanita

Put my money in your meter baby
So it won't run down
But you got me in a squeeze play
On the cheesy side of town
Throw me a line, throw me a dime
But there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan,
I hear you moan,
I hear you moan -- moan