Thats the Way It Goes, Big Nose Lyrics

I have a big nose now and
Then which you made
An empty wallet
And a rusty razor blade
Bubble Bobble, Zelda's skeleton key
Which snapped off
Right in the lock
For you and me
Well goodbye boring
Goodbye a female dog
A P.C. diss
Cos I can't swear
Well anyway
And I only say these
Things to make me
Feel okay

A window
I feel low
I know I'll never win though
A window
I feel low
I know I'll never win
There's a danger of relapse
I'm scared of everyone
Because shooting myself in my foot
Is so much fun

So goodbye boring
Goodbye a female dog
A P.C. diss
Cos I can't swear
Well anyway
And I only say these
Things to make me
Feel okay

It feels right on the next line I should become
A classic emo guy
My tears will fall like leaves in Autumn
And other such s****
You'll realise afterwards
That you're rushing around backwards
And banging your head against brick walls
So if
You need anything
At all
I'm here for you my friend
Thank you
I really needed that
I'm gutted
I'm empty
Turned inside out
Does the hampster still sing?
It means everything
All is not well
In Cape Canaveral