If the Shoe Fits Lyrics

Can you get us in free, my girlfriend and me?
We like the songs but we hate to pay.
Can I have your guitar? Can I ride on your car?
Can you give me a role to play?
Can I have an autograph? Can I sit in your lap?
Are you really into witchcraft like they say?
Can I follow you home? Can I use your telephone?
Can we crash here for just a few days?
We're from Rolling Stone, so it's okay.

Uh, what was your name? You're someone I've seen.
Has anyone said that you look like James Dean?
Can I sit in your lap? Can I give you the clap?
Can we rap? I don't have a-much to say.
Can I have your guitar? Can I ride on your car?
Can you give me a role to play?
Can I follow you home? Can I use your telephone?
Can we crash here for just a few days?
We're from Rolling Stone, so it's okay.
**instrumental**

Can you do a benefit? Have you got any s***?
Have you made your peace with Jesus yet today?
Would you like to be a monk? C'mon, lets go get drunk.
Do you think Paul McCartney is okay?
Can we crash here for just a few days?
We're from Rolling Stone, so it's okay.