(Verse 1)
I just got off, work at 5, drivin that ol van I drive, overalls, and dirty boots, but Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit, so when I walked in that fancy store, they looked at me like I was poor, but a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir, it went from dont take checks to right away yes sir
(Chorus)
Upper middle class white trash, my pockets cant hold all my cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now Ive invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillacs, an upper middle class white trash
(Verse 2)
I got my home-boy Chris, a brand new shop, for all those cars on cinder blocks, and cousin Charlie thinks its cool to keep a large mouth bass in his new swimmin pool, I had a birth day party for mama last night, in her ninety and a half foot triple wide, you aint seen nothin if you aint seen NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen!
(Chorus)
Upper middle class white trash, my pockets cant hold all my cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now Ive invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillacs, an upper middle class white trash
(Bridge)
Buyin chicken wings buy the buckets, we cant eat em all so we just say chuck it, all the miller light you can handle, a hundred and fifty seven movie channels .
(Chorus)
Upper middle class white trash, our pockets cant hold all our cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now Ive invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillacs, an upper middle class white trash
So pop a top, sit back and relax all you upper middle class white trash!
I just got off, work at 5, drivin that ol van I drive, overalls, and dirty boots, but Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit, so when I walked in that fancy store, they looked at me like I was poor, but a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir, it went from dont take checks to right away yes sir
(Chorus)
Upper middle class white trash, my pockets cant hold all my cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now Ive invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillacs, an upper middle class white trash
(Verse 2)
I got my home-boy Chris, a brand new shop, for all those cars on cinder blocks, and cousin Charlie thinks its cool to keep a large mouth bass in his new swimmin pool, I had a birth day party for mama last night, in her ninety and a half foot triple wide, you aint seen nothin if you aint seen NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen!
(Chorus)
Upper middle class white trash, my pockets cant hold all my cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now Ive invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillacs, an upper middle class white trash
(Bridge)
Buyin chicken wings buy the buckets, we cant eat em all so we just say chuck it, all the miller light you can handle, a hundred and fifty seven movie channels .
(Chorus)
Upper middle class white trash, our pockets cant hold all our cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now Ive invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillacs, an upper middle class white trash
So pop a top, sit back and relax all you upper middle class white trash!