Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,
Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace,
Pointy sticks - they make him mad,
'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad.
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Crowley once challenged Ray to a game
Losing your soul was the paying stake,
Crowley used garlic, brightstone and fire,
'Cos f****** Ray Reardon is a vampire!
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Referee, come clean the white,
Dracula he takes a b***.
Referee, come clean the white,
Referee, come clean the white,
Dracula he takes a b***.
Referee, come clean the white now!
Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace,
Pointy sticks - they make him mad,
'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad.
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Crowley once challenged Ray to a game
Losing your soul was the paying stake,
Crowley used garlic, brightstone and fire,
'Cos f****** Ray Reardon is a vampire!
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon,
We are all doomed
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Spook, perv, snooker, hall!
Referee, come clean the white,
Dracula he takes a b***.
Referee, come clean the white,
Referee, come clean the white,
Dracula he takes a b***.
Referee, come clean the white now!