"Twas early in the morning through fog as thick as night,
Those mangy dogs awoke us to a truly awful sight,
They crept aboard our ship and broke into our stores,
They left, like silent devils, with all our rum and more.
Those b******s stole our rum!
Raise the mainsails high mate, and hoist the anchor chain,
Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! Let"s show those maggots pain,
Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook,
Those b******s, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took!
In the middle of the night we sneak onto their boat,
We creep up nice and quiet and slit their f****** throats!
In lager-pirate nature, we"ll show"em something new,
As pirates, one and all, we"ll steal their f****** brew!
Those b******s stole our rum!
Raise the mainsails high mate, and hoist the anchor chain,
Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! let"s show those maggots pain,
Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook,
Those b******s, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took!
Those thieving f****** b******s!
They stole our f****** rum!
They"ll pay for what they took!
Those mangy dogs awoke us to a truly awful sight,
They crept aboard our ship and broke into our stores,
They left, like silent devils, with all our rum and more.
Those b******s stole our rum!
Raise the mainsails high mate, and hoist the anchor chain,
Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! Let"s show those maggots pain,
Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook,
Those b******s, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took!
In the middle of the night we sneak onto their boat,
We creep up nice and quiet and slit their f****** throats!
In lager-pirate nature, we"ll show"em something new,
As pirates, one and all, we"ll steal their f****** brew!
Those b******s stole our rum!
Raise the mainsails high mate, and hoist the anchor chain,
Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! let"s show those maggots pain,
Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook,
Those b******s, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took!
Those thieving f****** b******s!
They stole our f****** rum!
They"ll pay for what they took!