Look at all those hipsters
Eating right from the trees
Look at the skinny suckers
Always s******* flabby
I won't eat no d*** thing
That can't previously walk
I need food providing
Decent nutricious facts
Ketchup is the one vegetable
I'm ok to swallow
Congrats Mr Reagan
For that thoughtful law
I might consider french fries
To go along my steak
If their name did not sound
So definitely gay
I grew here on the land
Of the pilgrim fathers
Those who fed on bisons, wild geese
Longhorns and hare
I won't give up heritage
For that hype green rubbish
Nor change my T-bone steak
For diuretic black radish
The only real sad thing
About my fellow meat
Is that it's fed with grass
In theory at least
Eating right from the trees
Look at the skinny suckers
Always s******* flabby
I won't eat no d*** thing
That can't previously walk
I need food providing
Decent nutricious facts
Ketchup is the one vegetable
I'm ok to swallow
Congrats Mr Reagan
For that thoughtful law
I might consider french fries
To go along my steak
If their name did not sound
So definitely gay
I grew here on the land
Of the pilgrim fathers
Those who fed on bisons, wild geese
Longhorns and hare
I won't give up heritage
For that hype green rubbish
Nor change my T-bone steak
For diuretic black radish
The only real sad thing
About my fellow meat
Is that it's fed with grass
In theory at least