[VERSE 1: Kool G Rap]
Time to get down to the next plan
Comin back is Kool G Rap with the x-rated s** plan
It ain't a toy and my b**** ain't made from nerve
f***** G Rap is worse than givin birth
And I won't have no pity on ya, girlie
b****, you'll be thinkin that your period came down early
Cause I be breakin f***** backs
On top of that leavin b****** with ice packs on they a** cracks
I ain't no m****f***in minor
f***** with me is like playin Russian roulette with your v*****
I'll even f*** a pregnant b****
I poke her m****f***in baby in the head with my d***
You wanna give me head, I won't deprive ya
But it won't be no more room in your mouth for no saliva
d*** so hard it might surprise ya
In order to get it soft you need a meat tenderizer
It ain't a box spring thing no more
s***, me and your a**'ll be cavin through the floor
s***, Mickey Rourke was weak
Cause my d***'ll stay hard longer than _9 1/2 Weeks_
And if you're givin me the innocence, girlfriend
Forget about takin temperature that way ever again
I make a grown-a** woman start to moan when I hit it
But under 21 is not permitted
[CHORUS]
Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
(Hey yo, you gotta be of age)
Under 21 is not permitted
[VERSE 2: Kool G Rap]
That's right, b******, I wanna knock you
What can my c*** do, rock you till the [c***crow]
Then straight back to the evening
All night long it's nothin but heavy breathin
Slam-bam, thank you ma'am
Forget Terry Lewis and come and let my Jimmy Jam
Now I got plenty rubbers in a stash
But I'm so happy to get the p**** that I'm f***** you with GLAD Bags
Yeah b****, like Richard Simmons I'ma stretch you
My best position is the m****f***in bretzel
Givin golden showers of pain
I'm like Prince but yo, I wanna see you laughin at my Yellow Rain
But yo, you gotta be of age
Cause when I'm through hittin the c*** I don't wanna sit inside a cage
Under 21 is not permitted, girl, it's simple
Cause some b****** make you feel like you're f***** Shirley Temple
So back off, you little skeezer
Kool G Rap can't see ya because your beaver got a Ceasar
You can't get none if you're too young
Sorry hoe, you gotta go because you don't know how to come
I feel l*** but just forget it
Yeah, under 21 is not permitted
[CHORUS]
[VERSE 3: Kool G Rap]
See, I don't wanna be nobody's cellmate
So you gotta wait cause I don't f*** around with jailbait
You're too young to give up a**, hoe
Hoe, you gotta come back when that p**** grows a afro
Then that's when my d*** hardens
f*** Great Adventures, I'm goin straight to Bush Gardens
And if that don't inflict pain
I'm leavin your house with s*** stains on my d*** veins
You know I d*** em when I date em
Have em breakin cause I be makin love to b****** like I hate em
Then I'm shootin like a Luger
And I get scratches on my back like I was f***** Freddy Krueger
I make a hooker very happy
I need a catcher's mitt the way b****** be throwin p**** at me
And if your a** is too old you gotta cruise
I only knock boots, not m****f***in orthopedic shoes
Old b****** got me runnin
Caues I don't need a b**** peein all over me talkin about she's comin
So grandma, just quit it
Under 21 is not permitted but 35's the limit
Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
I'm one n**** you ain't vickin
I'm gettin rich but yo but b** b****, I ain't trickin
[CHORUS]
Time to get down to the next plan
Comin back is Kool G Rap with the x-rated s** plan
It ain't a toy and my b**** ain't made from nerve
f***** G Rap is worse than givin birth
And I won't have no pity on ya, girlie
b****, you'll be thinkin that your period came down early
Cause I be breakin f***** backs
On top of that leavin b****** with ice packs on they a** cracks
I ain't no m****f***in minor
f***** with me is like playin Russian roulette with your v*****
I'll even f*** a pregnant b****
I poke her m****f***in baby in the head with my d***
You wanna give me head, I won't deprive ya
But it won't be no more room in your mouth for no saliva
d*** so hard it might surprise ya
In order to get it soft you need a meat tenderizer
It ain't a box spring thing no more
s***, me and your a**'ll be cavin through the floor
s***, Mickey Rourke was weak
Cause my d***'ll stay hard longer than _9 1/2 Weeks_
And if you're givin me the innocence, girlfriend
Forget about takin temperature that way ever again
I make a grown-a** woman start to moan when I hit it
But under 21 is not permitted
[CHORUS]
Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
(Hey yo, you gotta be of age)
Under 21 is not permitted
[VERSE 2: Kool G Rap]
That's right, b******, I wanna knock you
What can my c*** do, rock you till the [c***crow]
Then straight back to the evening
All night long it's nothin but heavy breathin
Slam-bam, thank you ma'am
Forget Terry Lewis and come and let my Jimmy Jam
Now I got plenty rubbers in a stash
But I'm so happy to get the p**** that I'm f***** you with GLAD Bags
Yeah b****, like Richard Simmons I'ma stretch you
My best position is the m****f***in bretzel
Givin golden showers of pain
I'm like Prince but yo, I wanna see you laughin at my Yellow Rain
But yo, you gotta be of age
Cause when I'm through hittin the c*** I don't wanna sit inside a cage
Under 21 is not permitted, girl, it's simple
Cause some b****** make you feel like you're f***** Shirley Temple
So back off, you little skeezer
Kool G Rap can't see ya because your beaver got a Ceasar
You can't get none if you're too young
Sorry hoe, you gotta go because you don't know how to come
I feel l*** but just forget it
Yeah, under 21 is not permitted
[CHORUS]
[VERSE 3: Kool G Rap]
See, I don't wanna be nobody's cellmate
So you gotta wait cause I don't f*** around with jailbait
You're too young to give up a**, hoe
Hoe, you gotta come back when that p**** grows a afro
Then that's when my d*** hardens
f*** Great Adventures, I'm goin straight to Bush Gardens
And if that don't inflict pain
I'm leavin your house with s*** stains on my d*** veins
You know I d*** em when I date em
Have em breakin cause I be makin love to b****** like I hate em
Then I'm shootin like a Luger
And I get scratches on my back like I was f***** Freddy Krueger
I make a hooker very happy
I need a catcher's mitt the way b****** be throwin p**** at me
And if your a** is too old you gotta cruise
I only knock boots, not m****f***in orthopedic shoes
Old b****** got me runnin
Caues I don't need a b**** peein all over me talkin about she's comin
So grandma, just quit it
Under 21 is not permitted but 35's the limit
Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
I'm one n**** you ain't vickin
I'm gettin rich but yo but b** b****, I ain't trickin
[CHORUS]