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Oh yeah. Up my a**.
Up my a**.
Up my a**. A lit candle - up my a**. A firecracker, a finger, a thumb - up my a**. An egg. A vibratin' egg. A scrambled egg - up my a**. A d****, strapped onto a mannequin, wearing a Nixon mask - up my a**.
Power tools, an electric drill, a screwdriver, a monkey wrench - up my a**. A monkey - up my a**.
A potpourri of a**orted fragrances - up my a**. Up my smelly a******. 'Cause I'm not one of those guys who walks around pretending that my s*** don't stink. My s*** stinks. I admit it. And right now, there is a lot of s*** - up my a**.
Up my a**.
Up my a**.
Up my a** - and to the left.
Up my a**. Step right up. Step right up. Come one, come all - up my a**. Everyone and everything - up my a**.
Everything except for your s****y, bullshit, artificial, plastic d*** (oh yeah), looks like you bought it at the K-Mart (up my a**) - f*** you with your bogus d**** (oh yeah). You can shove that up your a**, honey, not mine. Up my a**, I got a special gift for you. Right here. Come and get it. It's up my a**.
Up my a**.
Up my a**.
Up my a**.
The Louisiana Purchase - up my a** (up my a**). The Encyclopædia Britannica (up my a**) - up my a** (up my a**). Your grandmother - up my a**. Shields and Yarnell - up my a**.
Chocolates. Lollipops. Cakes and pies...and it's all for free. Children...children...
Oh yeah. Up my a**.
Up my a**.
Up my a**. A lit candle - up my a**. A firecracker, a finger, a thumb - up my a**. An egg. A vibratin' egg. A scrambled egg - up my a**. A d****, strapped onto a mannequin, wearing a Nixon mask - up my a**.
Power tools, an electric drill, a screwdriver, a monkey wrench - up my a**. A monkey - up my a**.
A potpourri of a**orted fragrances - up my a**. Up my smelly a******. 'Cause I'm not one of those guys who walks around pretending that my s*** don't stink. My s*** stinks. I admit it. And right now, there is a lot of s*** - up my a**.
Up my a**.
Up my a**.
Up my a** - and to the left.
Up my a**. Step right up. Step right up. Come one, come all - up my a**. Everyone and everything - up my a**.
Everything except for your s****y, bullshit, artificial, plastic d*** (oh yeah), looks like you bought it at the K-Mart (up my a**) - f*** you with your bogus d**** (oh yeah). You can shove that up your a**, honey, not mine. Up my a**, I got a special gift for you. Right here. Come and get it. It's up my a**.
Up my a**.
Up my a**.
Up my a**.
The Louisiana Purchase - up my a** (up my a**). The Encyclopædia Britannica (up my a**) - up my a** (up my a**). Your grandmother - up my a**. Shields and Yarnell - up my a**.
Chocolates. Lollipops. Cakes and pies...and it's all for free. Children...children...