[Intro]
(Ah...man. Another day, without another doller...)
[Verse 1]
Just gettin' in had a long day, kinda rough
Got stuck in traffic too, my nerves is extra f*****
Wife got an attitude, why she got an attitude?
I don't f*****' know, I'm the one that should be mad dude
Wanna have a drink but the doctor say stop it
Pull a baggie out' my pocket, grab my bong out' the closet
And I smoke...and I ain't trippin'
I'm on a f*****' mission to get to this kitchen.
Don't ask me s*** because I've gone fishin
In my brain most things have gone missin'
In my brain most names have gone missin'
And I'm not stressin' God bless smoke sessions
Fire up the internet play a lil' poker
I could do this s*** for hours
I'm a mu-f*****' smoker
Keep a quarter ounce in my house at all times
Never know when I gotta get bombed out my mind..
[Chorus]
Cell phone ring and I won't pick it up...
(Why?)
Cause I'm high as f***.
Boss left a message and I can't call back...
(Why?)
I'm too high for all that.
I'm 'bout to call (?) dude I got tha munchies
And if they catch me drivin' the gon' take my car from me
I'm goofy like a grown kid everything is funny
Don't tell me how to f*** I should spend my money
I get high...
[Verse 2]
Uh-oh, I think I smoked too much
I got phone calls to make, and I am high as f***
Had a 20 minute giggle fit that turned to slight panic
What if they deport me cause my name sounds Spanish?
What if I'm an alien that's from another planet
And they erased my memory and no-one there remembers me?
Like when they send the mother ship, no-one even mentions me
And I am left to die with ya'll, a humanoid in misery
f*** it, I' jus' smoke again, I'm guessin' that's what smokers do
Even if you smoke a bammer I' prolly smoke with you
My momma, and my wife, and my daddy they some smokers too
Catch me on the Westside, chillin' like a smoker do.
[Chorus]
Cell phone ring and I won't pick it up...
(Why?)
Cause I'm high as f***.
Boss left a message and I can't call back...
(Why?)
I'm too high for all that.
I'm 'bout to call (?) dude I got tha munchies
And if they catch me drivin' the gon' take my car from me
I'm goofy like a drunk kid everything is funny
Don't tell me how to f*** I should spend my money
I get high...
[Outro]
Yep... I get high
Man, I be high...
Like, right now when I'm sayin' this...s***, I'm high
(Ah...man. Another day, without another doller...)
[Verse 1]
Just gettin' in had a long day, kinda rough
Got stuck in traffic too, my nerves is extra f*****
Wife got an attitude, why she got an attitude?
I don't f*****' know, I'm the one that should be mad dude
Wanna have a drink but the doctor say stop it
Pull a baggie out' my pocket, grab my bong out' the closet
And I smoke...and I ain't trippin'
I'm on a f*****' mission to get to this kitchen.
Don't ask me s*** because I've gone fishin
In my brain most things have gone missin'
In my brain most names have gone missin'
And I'm not stressin' God bless smoke sessions
Fire up the internet play a lil' poker
I could do this s*** for hours
I'm a mu-f*****' smoker
Keep a quarter ounce in my house at all times
Never know when I gotta get bombed out my mind..
[Chorus]
Cell phone ring and I won't pick it up...
(Why?)
Cause I'm high as f***.
Boss left a message and I can't call back...
(Why?)
I'm too high for all that.
I'm 'bout to call (?) dude I got tha munchies
And if they catch me drivin' the gon' take my car from me
I'm goofy like a grown kid everything is funny
Don't tell me how to f*** I should spend my money
I get high...
[Verse 2]
Uh-oh, I think I smoked too much
I got phone calls to make, and I am high as f***
Had a 20 minute giggle fit that turned to slight panic
What if they deport me cause my name sounds Spanish?
What if I'm an alien that's from another planet
And they erased my memory and no-one there remembers me?
Like when they send the mother ship, no-one even mentions me
And I am left to die with ya'll, a humanoid in misery
f*** it, I' jus' smoke again, I'm guessin' that's what smokers do
Even if you smoke a bammer I' prolly smoke with you
My momma, and my wife, and my daddy they some smokers too
Catch me on the Westside, chillin' like a smoker do.
[Chorus]
Cell phone ring and I won't pick it up...
(Why?)
Cause I'm high as f***.
Boss left a message and I can't call back...
(Why?)
I'm too high for all that.
I'm 'bout to call (?) dude I got tha munchies
And if they catch me drivin' the gon' take my car from me
I'm goofy like a drunk kid everything is funny
Don't tell me how to f*** I should spend my money
I get high...
[Outro]
Yep... I get high
Man, I be high...
Like, right now when I'm sayin' this...s***, I'm high