Funeral Lyrics

"We are gathered here tonight,
to lay to rest Abigail LaFey,
whom we now know was first born dead
on the 7th day of July 1777.
Abigail must be nailed to her coffin
with seven silver spikes,
one through each arm, hand and knee,
and let the last of the seven
be drawn through her mouth
so that she may never rise
and cause evil again.
Who will be the first?"
"I, O'Brian of the Black Horsemen."