Beneath the Towering Pines Lyrics

Beneath the towering pines
On a deep green mountain side, side, side
Way up in Canada
In northern North America
On the earth near the moon
And spinning round the sun
And floating in the Milky Way
Beneath the towering pines
I found a little stone stone stone
And what do you think was beneath the stone?
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Beneath the little stone
I found a pile of dirt, dirt, dirt
And what do you think was beneath the dirt
And the little stone?
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Beneath the pile of dirt
I found a squishy worm, worm, worm
And what do you think was beneath the worm
And the pile of dirt
And the little stone?
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Beneath the squishy worm
Was a sticky lollipop, pop, pop
And what do you think was beneath the lollipop
And the squishy worm
And the pile of dirt
And the little stone?
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Beneath the sticky lollipop
I found a little note, note, note
And what do you think was written on the note
Beneath the sticky lollipop
And the squishy worm
And the pile of dirt
And the little stone?
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And written on the note
I found these very words, words, words
"This is the silliest song that ever was heard"
Was written on the note
Beneath the sticky lollipop
And the squishy worm
And the pile of dirt
And the little stone
Chorus