Marjory Razorblade is as keen and sharp as can be
Will always settle my problems for me
She will sort out all my dusty neighbours
Cut a swatch right through their undignified ways
And if they talk about me behind my back
She will not play their game, she will not play that game, she will not play their game
Oh, Marjory Razorblade oh what a picture she made
In her long and her fusty dress a nd her hair that she plaited best
Oh what a woman, what a tongue, what an abrasive manner
And if anyone upsets me, they will regret it, they will regret it
Oh she's mine though she's over fifty-nine
She's experience of the world far beyond my years
Oh mother me Marjory oh Razorblade
Mother me Marjory oh Razorblade
Will always settle my problems for me
She will sort out all my dusty neighbours
Cut a swatch right through their undignified ways
And if they talk about me behind my back
She will not play their game, she will not play that game, she will not play their game
Oh, Marjory Razorblade oh what a picture she made
In her long and her fusty dress a nd her hair that she plaited best
Oh what a woman, what a tongue, what an abrasive manner
And if anyone upsets me, they will regret it, they will regret it
Oh she's mine though she's over fifty-nine
She's experience of the world far beyond my years
Oh mother me Marjory oh Razorblade
Mother me Marjory oh Razorblade