I admit that I had one or two
Run into a mate I knew
Had a few for the good old days
And a few more for the road
And she knows I'm too drunk to fight
So instead of reading me my rights
She started reading me my wrongs
She started reading me my wrongs
Reading from a list she'd written f****** mile long
Then she flipped me the bird and said I'm out of here I'm gone
She started reading me my wrongs
f*** if I know what she's on about
Bust me a** to help her out
Showed her how to start the lawnmower that I got her for mother's day
And that wheelbarrow that she got for Christmas hardly ever uses it
And that brand new chainsaws a waste of money f****** lazy b**** aye
So I'm probably better off without her
Wont miss the f****** scream and shouting
While I'm trying to tune me Harley she keeps talking on the phone
And she left that kitchen sink full of dished hardly room to take a p*** in
Yet she started reading me my wrongs
She started reading me my wrongs
Reading from a list she'd written f****** mile long
Then she flipped me the bird and said I'm out of here I'm gone
She started reading me my wrongs
Just because I don't remember birthdays and Shelia s*** like anniversaries
Don't mean that I don't care enough to root her now and then
But she reckons there's no romance left
f****** hell I done me best
Must be all her fault she just don't understand men
So good riddance now she's moving out
Bout time I reclaim the f***** house
Park the Harley back in the bedroom where its supposed to be
And me home brew kit back in the bathroom
Meeeee I'm f***** laughing
And from now on it's all about me
She started reading me my wrongs
Reading from a list she'd written f****** mile long
Then she flipped me the bird and said I'm out of here I'm gone
She started reading me my wrongs
She started reading me my wrongs
Reading from a list she'd written f****** mile long
Then she flipped me the bird and said I'm out of here I'm gone
She started reading me my wrongs
She started reading me my wrongs
She started reading me my wrongs
Run into a mate I knew
Had a few for the good old days
And a few more for the road
And she knows I'm too drunk to fight
So instead of reading me my rights
She started reading me my wrongs
She started reading me my wrongs
Reading from a list she'd written f****** mile long
Then she flipped me the bird and said I'm out of here I'm gone
She started reading me my wrongs
f*** if I know what she's on about
Bust me a** to help her out
Showed her how to start the lawnmower that I got her for mother's day
And that wheelbarrow that she got for Christmas hardly ever uses it
And that brand new chainsaws a waste of money f****** lazy b**** aye
So I'm probably better off without her
Wont miss the f****** scream and shouting
While I'm trying to tune me Harley she keeps talking on the phone
And she left that kitchen sink full of dished hardly room to take a p*** in
Yet she started reading me my wrongs
She started reading me my wrongs
Reading from a list she'd written f****** mile long
Then she flipped me the bird and said I'm out of here I'm gone
She started reading me my wrongs
Just because I don't remember birthdays and Shelia s*** like anniversaries
Don't mean that I don't care enough to root her now and then
But she reckons there's no romance left
f****** hell I done me best
Must be all her fault she just don't understand men
So good riddance now she's moving out
Bout time I reclaim the f***** house
Park the Harley back in the bedroom where its supposed to be
And me home brew kit back in the bathroom
Meeeee I'm f***** laughing
And from now on it's all about me
She started reading me my wrongs
Reading from a list she'd written f****** mile long
Then she flipped me the bird and said I'm out of here I'm gone
She started reading me my wrongs
She started reading me my wrongs
Reading from a list she'd written f****** mile long
Then she flipped me the bird and said I'm out of here I'm gone
She started reading me my wrongs
She started reading me my wrongs
She started reading me my wrongs