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Kristmas on the p*** Lyrics

'Twas p****** down all Kristmas day, the sheep were f*****' drenched
Floods and f*****' cyclones in the middle of the wet
It'll take a month to dry 'em out but they just gotta be clipped
When they're soaken, you can't shear 'em, so we stuck 'em in the press
And went wringing out the sheep, wringing out the sheep
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day wringing out the sheep
Wringing out the sheep, wringing out the sheep
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day wringing out the sheep

Oi mommy, just a rare step up, I'm pretty new at this
And while them b******s sharers are wring out the sheep
I'm standing by the wool press and while they bay and squeezed
There's sheep s*** flyin' everywhere, I'm sweepin' up the s***

Yeah I'm sweeping up the s***, sweeping up the s***
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day sweeping up the s***
While we're wringing out the sheep, wringing out the sheep
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day wringing out the sheep
I'm a kiwi shearer, first Kristmas day in Oz
And Kristmas in New Zealand is different, because
That's when you stick your wallies on and bring 'round all your mates
To join you in a gang bang and spend all Kristmas day

Reamin' out the sheep, reamin' out the sheep
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day, reamin' out the sheep
Yeah, sweeping up the s***, sweeping up the s***
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day sweeping up the s***
While we're wringing out the sheep, wringing out the sheep
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day wringing out the sheep

The shaper in the dry paddock and we're all back in the shed
We've finally wrung the b******s out, but then we're f*****' dead
But f*** it all, it's Kristmas ,so let's do what we do best
Drink up to the occasion and spend Kristmas on the p***
Yeah, drinkin' heaps o' p***, drinkin' heaps o' p***
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day drinkin' heaps o' p***
Aye, reamin' out the sheep, reamin' out the sheep
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day reamin' out the sheep
Yeah, sweeping up the s***, sweeping up the s***
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day sweeping up the s***
While we're wringing out the sheep, wringing out the sheep
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day wringing out the sheep

Yeah, Kristmas on the p***, Kristmas on the p***
Spend all f*****' Kristmas day, Kristmas on the p***
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